Thursday, August 17, 2006

MIlf's and money

We went to the Wiggles show last night. I was amazed at the number of Milf's. But, it goes along with my general theory of wealth and beauty. I'll explain it below.

Ugly people do not make as much money and good looking people, this is just fact. If you have two identical applicants for a job, but one is better looking, you will pick the better looking one. As you move up through the ranks of an organization and the competition gets tougher, the winners get better looking. So all of the better jobs go to better looking people, and thus the money follows. These good looking people have money to spend on their kids then and take them to places that cost money, while the ugly people have less money and then take them to places that costs less. This is coupled with the fact that these well-heeled parents want their kids to also be well-heeled so they take them to places and events that will make them so.

So then it follows, you will see more Milf's at the Science Center or Wiggles show that at the Butler County Fair Demolition Derby on $1.00 off night.

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